Hey guys, let me see. I've been thinking about making this blog for quite awhile. But I kept delaying, since it didn't go as well as I had planned lol.
I heard a mate say "yea, people rarely if ever post a blog unless they've done really good, or won a lot". And I scruffed (not sure if that word fits here lol). Anyway, I felt some tingling, like "I'm so gonna make a shitty update poker blog". Or something along those lines!
So here it is!!
First I went into PLO, wanted to learn it. I read 2 books, I read the Bugs learning PLO, and I read "Transitioning to PLO". By that chinese guy none of you like.
Then I hit the table. I felt I did alright, but couldn't seem to win. I nagged a bit on a few people who are winning in PLO, and I mostly got "good" feedback.
I played 10plo on stars, and after 6 weeks, my roll was gone, it was around 550$.
Felt a little *sob*, and "ah well, at least I tried lol". But I felt a tingling, like I wanted to play more, and lately I had been dreaming a lot about "normal poker", no limit. So I went no my Stars account, and I collected the bonuses. Not 100% sure how much it was, maybe around 150 dollar or so, and then I started 5nl lol. (Yes, I started 5nl xD). I won "decent" winning at around 10 - 12 bb/100, something like that. And then I switched to EU site and started grinding 10nl.
And here is how that went + how I built up my work/study ethics n shit(I sometimes swear to come of a little cooler than I normally am).
I got to the new software, which I really struggled with. And I was just in time for a raked hand race. I wanted to compete in that, so I played 8 - 10 tables (max on the site is 10).
In hindsight maybe not best approach, since I've not played NL in a year or so, and when I did play then, I didn't play that much, and wasn't particularly crisp/good.
I think I fixed most of my big leaks. I play WAY to aggro, my normal game a few years ago was 100nl and 200nl. And I 3b quite a bit, also in pos. I bluffed rivers a bit too much. I also made a bit of bluffs when I had them on 3rd pair, 2nd pair, and I raged quite a bit getting called.
Also spewed a bit by 3b, and firing, sometimes multiple barrels. Other than that I felt I just ran quite bad. And was crushing it. But that might be bias.
I did get 2nd place in the hand race, for 200e, and I raked some, so even though it looks atrocious, it didn't go too bad lol. I also learned the software more, cut down on 3b oop, and stopped bluffing. And I felt it went much, much better.
Oh, and I spent a shit ton of time reviewing sessions, studying, watching video's, taking notes so forth. So felt I was getting much better, result just didn't show it yet.
My first stab at 20nl didn't go well, I ran 100e under EV, and I had to drop down to 10nl, for a few bi, but the 2nd stab went well, and after that I kept winning, and I felt comfortable, and it went quite quickly up to to 1000e roll, I hadn't set anything in stone yet. But in my head I wanted to take small stabs at 50nl, somewhere around over 1000e'ish.
So went a lot better here, but I think it's mostly me getting better. By now the first month is over, and this is start of December, maybe 1 week into december or so.
I cut out 3b oop, unless they had high fold to 3b lol. I got better at c-betting, I upped it up a notch, to around 70% most sessions. I also got a little insipired at the longple vod, and I started stealing absurd amount (absurd for me lol). I still didn't open enough CO perhaps, but I had session where I had opened 78% of buttons etc, and that felt nice. My SB steal vs BB was also much, much higher.
Also stopped spewing in 3b pots, and I cut down bluffing dramatically, to almost non existant. + I kept studying a lot. Oh, and I also cut down to 5 - 8 tables, never 9 or 10, since that makes me go into autopilot, clicking buttons way to fast, stressing, feeling a little flustered and "unsure" on my reads, table dynamics n such.
Auau, I think I've had 5 or 6 shots so far, at one point my roll was at 1800e, but I had a few brutal sessions which almost destroyed me lol. At one point I had to take 2 day break, since I went on tilt lol.
I know it's pretty standard and is to be expected here and there, but in the middle of a shot, where you're kind of under rolled, it buuurns lol.
But on a side note, the guy was pretty awesome lol. He stacked a few other regulars and wrote in chat we were all fishes, and he was going to 400nl, to see if he could find some better competition.
Whole table spammed NoooooooOoOoOooo, when he left xD
I think he was around 95/49, and hated when you bet or raised him, he'd usually raise back or shove. yay lol.
But that being said, I think I play worse on 50nl than I do on 20nl, I felt I have done some bad calls vs regulars, and feel a little uneasy, like I sometimes want to "save" money, since I know I'm shotting. So that's not good. (I also think Talented Tom scolded me on a few occasions on some of the hands, he wasn't all too happy about some of my plays u c).
Let me see if I can quote him right:
"This is beyond terrible, In this hand I can't tell if it's really you or Doc.Lemon playing the hand". (ouuchhh).
And when I have reviewd hands, the biggest mistakes have been on 50nl.
Not feeling I've been sucking lol, but could be a lot better xD
I've been doing something around 60% play, and 40% study. In the last 2-3 months I think I have maybe studied 200 hours or so. Which is more than I ever have in poker I think.
I know the results ain't all that, and some of you highroller, ballers, pussylickers, brawlers and crazy ppl might lol a bit. But pffth. At least I'm trying damnit xD lol
I've always struggled with Poker since it's not as fun as gaming is, I get such a high when gaming, think it's dopamine rushes, constant small rewards, and you don't have to think as mentally hard (when learning at least).
So I've been trying to go systematically about it. I have this nifty whiteboard I use to help me (which u can see in this picture right here:
(Tried linking the playlist I made, he has hundreds of movies, but I went through all the "concept/theory". Video's and made a playlist with just them (he has 22 of them, for NL), and I watched through them a couple of times + and I wrote some notes and shit).
Next I studied through the "Double your 6max Winrate video's, some Gekko guy on 2+2, has some huge coaching thread about it being all sick n stuff. So thought might be a good place to start after I was done with all the micro shit xD
Maybe 40 pages of Notes on that course, think the course cost 400e though, and consisted of 25vods, half of them 30 minutes, some less, and a txt document.
Here's what I thought was all my notebooks on poker from these last few months: + Show Spoiler +
But then I remember I had a big one, just for HEM/Hud shit, trying to get better at that stuff as well. I went on to that after I was done with the 6max course. This has been the most difficult to understand, lots of numbers n stuff: + Show Spoiler +
Got maybe 50 pages or so on how to set up hud, how to use it, how to go through your sessions, pop ups, stuff like that.
So the general idea is to use stats of situations that comes up the most frequent. I've tinkered a lot with how it looks visually. And I've kept adding more and more stats as I got used to them. When I added a stat I would make it purple, always, and just add 1 at the time, and when I got used to it, I'd add another one.
I think this is my limit, since I'm a little worried I might have too many, but I think this number is fine. I use 17 or so.
The top line is Preflop, so I thought I'd be smart to have VPIP, PFR, STEAL and Limp Call there.
The second line is 3B and Fold to 3B. I have IP and OOP on the popups, and I have 4B and Fold to 4B on the popups.
The grey text is aggression on each street. Wasn't sure where to put them, so put them there.
The 3rd line is Cbet/fold Cbet and Raise flop and donk bet
And last line is Hands, how much the BB and SB folds to steal, and WTS when they saw the flop.
I also color coded it with ranges. So in the example I set up, on Limp call, the super cally station fishes who calls a lot calls between 60% - 90% when we isolate them. And the more timid, only play their 2 cards fishes usually folds most of the time when we isolate. (Also the fishes who fold a lot, have a lot lower WTS and a lot higher Fold to c,bet).
I have this red, white, green system on most stats. On some I have teal, when something is exploitable, either too low or too high it goes teal. The reason for this is to not have everytihng mashed together. I have kept tinkering with it an awful lot, I even sat through all the different text types to find one that I felt was most soothing at the tables.
Ok, so that's about it. I almost didn't make this blog, since I failed my goal. When I deposited on the site I got a 400e bonus, but I had to play in 18000 points in 60 days. I just didn't make it. And mostly because I got really sick during the christmas, got the flu, and when I tried playing my brain would melt (not literally lol).
So ended up 2000 points short lol. Which is a bit annoying, and I regret playing sick, losing 300e in another 50nl shot when I was feeling awful, and didn't want to play lol.
So now the roll is at 1400e. And I'm wondering what to do next. I do feel a little burned out, and I do feel the results ain't quite what I had hoped for. But looking back at all the study, writing, and thought I've put into it. I'm quite proud of that, so yay xD
Ok, thanks for reading you dirty bitches (always wanted to say that xD).
Several people who I respect and look up to have been telling me that I've been a bit of a pussy lately, for not giving PLO a shot!!(A couple have just called me that for no apparent reason as well, but that's not related to this post).
We can't have that, so now I've decied to give PLO a shot lol!! I think MiPwnYa pushed me over the edge, let me quote him: + Show Spoiler +
Why don't u give poker a try ? You seem to be able to understand concepts and reason on them fairly well, and you obv have time to spend so give the goddam game a try : ) + You're quite handsome.
The first month, Juli was just here and there. I just spent maybe 10% of my time on it, I started looking at hands, watched through the PLO episodes of Poker After Dark.
I think first hand of PLO I ever played was late Juni, so kinda fresh over all, and knew "nothing". Had to have the two card thingy explained over and over lol. But I used to beat 100nl when I was living out of poker 2-3 years ago. So I know "normal" poker quite well.
Anyhow, I felt it was a cool idea to make a PLO Diary, a weekly one. So I did that, I started it last Sunday, or Monday, not sure, think it was the 6th. So the scribblings from my Diary is for the entire week that has just passed.
It's not marked by days or anything, but when I think of stuff, study something, or have questions to myself or hands I'm proud of or felt I played terrible, I post them in the diary, sometimes lol.
I haven't posted any hands on the LP forum, don't want to clog up the site with Microstakes hands.
I 4 Table.
Here's for August so far, I +' all the minutes and divided by 60, 39 hours or so + Show Spoiler +
When I write, I seem to ask a lot of questions, I do that about pretty much everything lol. If you feel you've got a solid answer, tip, idea or you think you can help me in any of the questions you find in the diary, don't be shy. Copy the question, and then write your answer underneath. (Maybe be all cool like and make the questionz all like this, tilted to the side a little.But that's entirely optional xD
Maybe use that imigur imigur site for graph + stats
- Watched again
- Watched Durrr vs Ziigmund
- Talked poker with Erling for 30 minutes.
How do you make the popup window on hud bigger? When you hold over stats???
can you call with pretty bad double suited hand vs an open from a shortstack?
BP = Board Paired
FC = Flush Complete
SC = Straight Complete
- Watched Durrr vs Ziigmund
- Hmm, must be a good note to have on people when you think they rarely, if ever bluff. And a note when you think they are very capable of bluffing.
- LoL, I need to turn off chat, I can't help but get excited and want to fuel when people get mad, write in caps, or want to share a piece of their mind... Too much fun lol
- Watched
Ok, remember, DOn'T GO PLAYING ALL STUPID, and get too much affected by it, what I was looking for was good ways to play hands they hit, not that leveling shit lol
There seem to be 67 Phil Galfond Video's!!
25 Heads up
42 Not heads up (assuming 6max)
- Watched One of the first Small Stakes Phil Galfond vods, Jman socal HH Review
- Be careful with non nut flushes multi way, even when small bets and it looks like ur getting great odds
- Can it be good to fire, bluff on paired turns? Espesciall considering so often people are on F draws or Straight draws, and they just "omg fuck" when it pairs? Hum.....
OMG, so proud of my thought process in this hand yay
http://www.pokerhand.org/?6439120
I felt like it was a good spot to lead out, I had 9 outs + probably 4 good ones, plenty.
When I got a caller and a raise, I felt the first caller is on something that doesn't want to get it in now, and the guy who raised either have a sick draw or a set.
So after tanking I called, and I was hoping the other guy would call. He did.
When I hit the Flush, I felt he might fold if I shoved, and I didn't want to bet really small, have him call once, then fold if/when his warp missed. Since I had Flush, I felt it was more likely he had a hand like 2567ish, something like that lol, or two pair.
Or maybe a Flush, then he'd just shove and do it for me, so I checked, he quickly checked.
Now hoping on the river he will be more likely to call with a straight, since I checked the turn, or that he had a Flush, and I shove here instead.
MAYBE this is all super standard, and lolish, but I felt clever and smart for thinking like this lol.
What do you do vs shortstacks they 3b, and you've got like 345K double suit in pos, u call, stack flop, or fold? a little unsure
OMG, this session I just broke 500, omg omg, To think at once point I was under 200 Fuck yeah!! (Pardon my french).
This wasn't ment to be poker related, was just relaxing, and I came over this.
It's about Risk Intelligence, and pretty cool. Worth a watch I'd say!!
Hmm, I keep min opening hu when its vs ppl who buy in for 30bb, i wonder if that's smart, or if I should pot, maybe min with medium and crap hands and pot with good ones?
- Easier to determine someone's hand when hey make big calls xD
Hmm, is there any really good Blogs, that's kinda new and fresh, and kinda frequently updated by any good PLO players, 6max, mid stakes or a little higher? Plx pm or let me know if u know of any <3
Hmm, should you always limp if you see it can be multi way if u have crap hand but uve got a suited Ace?
How shitty can you call oop HU? What's the 50% middle hand in plo?
Owh, I like this play http://www.pokerhand.org/?6440184 YAy, I felt all cool n stuff, he flahed Top set and folded, which I felt he had yay. Felt all longple like...
Hmm after this sessions, I see I'm 41% vpip, but every table starts HU, so it's a bit off, I wonder where you can fix so you can see what your stats are when it's 5-6 people. And I wonder how much is seen as "ah, ok, that's a tight annoying bastard (but not too tight)".
- Seems like most of the bad players call with set when flush or a sc, and then tries to lead out weak xD
- Hmm, what do I do with bad double suited hands UTG and MP?? Open, Limp, FOLD?
- Seems often when we make a statement, write something, we "only" look for affirmations to back up our own claims.
In poker, maybe that means if you get annoyed or write "fucking fish", it's MUCH harder to realize, wait a minute, he might be kinda good lol. Or more subtle "Massive fish" and he's more timid, weak passiv buy in for half.
I felt it was a really good fold. My reasoning was one of them guys in there was really timid and passive, and for him to show so much strength made me wary. I felt that my J outs wern't there, since someone already had a low straight, or something. And that I might be drawing dead to the flush also. So felt it was a spot where noobs get it in, and I was being awesome and did a cool fold.
- Wonder what a good ritual is before you sit down n play, things to help u play ur A game
- Hmm, 10nl, maybe it's MUCH better to be REALLY tight, cuz of the rake, makes a lot of sense in my head atm.
- Hmm, a lot of bad regulars have a cool tell on the turn, it's usually pot or close to pot, if they get a straight, or something rly strong, or need to protect a set.
But when it's two pair, or a little something somehing, it's more in order like half pot to 2/3, and on a lot of rivers, a big bet gets them to fold two pair I think. I thought of this after this hand http://www.pokerhand.org/?6440574 where it felt I was beat, and that a small bet would be called off, but a large one would make him fold two pair. He tanked for 9 sec or so, then folded.
Ideas for some WEAPONs in my arsenal, from Eyespawn:
3-bet light mot en reg[2:59:01 PM] Erling Hartviksen: hvis du ikke har 3-betta han på lang tid (tight image)
[2:59:06 PM] Erling Hartviksen: og se om han gir deg sjukt med cred
2nd one: kan jo være å 3-bette light i pos
[2:59:46 PM] Erling Hartviksen: og se om han er weak mot det
http://www.pokerhand.org/?6441477
Guy is 31/3 over 320 hands, low AG 1.2 And I saw no stats for Raising flop, it just felt like a KKxx, which goes well with what he opens with, might be seeing ghosts.
But I tried to pay attention to the turn bet, and it came really really fast, I waited like 8 sec before I checked it to him, and my plan was to try and get a feel for it on the turn.
Ajaj, something felt off this sessions. Felt I started to play several hands badly. I'll post the ones I felt I sucked the most!! http://www.pokerhand.org/?6441567
141 sample size his first 3b, and I assumed AAxx, thought for some time, and decided to call, re evaluate turn, a bit annoying, cuz now I thought he might have two pair, and I was thinking, counting my outs, and I gave myself 15 outs, and I called.
Felt a bit silly when I saw his hand T_T 22/13 regular, but high aggression factor, and very low C bet, should have spoted the C bet earlier, maybe I'd have swayed me to fold flop.
When I get raised like that I instantly thought, shit, top straight?
Then I started thinking, very high aggression on the guy, 65/46 Vpip n opnr as well. 7,9 AF, hated it, almost timed out, but decided to pretend he was a spaz and had Two pair or a set, and I'd call the river if it didn't pair or hit T or J or pairs.
Blerk
We've been playing HU for a bit, I Felt he was bad, I guess that's not much of a read.
His turn bet made me feel he was quite weak, like some shit or something.
Then a check, I felt he checks to call vs a small bet, so I decided to try and make it look like a value bet, a straight, top two pair, set or something.
Maybe not try and bluff so much on these stakes, or just wrong oponent to pull it on.
Ok, last one, but I played really sucky this session, dropped lots of buy ins lol http://www.pokerhand.org/?6441581
When fire turn and he calls, I feel he ain't got the jack, since the jack would probably raise here, can be a set, but doesn't feel like it. He did the normal fish tell, wait long then bet, but I talked myself into calling. Not sure what I'd beat, just felt weird, what could call the turn I was thinking about, it was like he was saying he had a Jack or a set or quads, I didn't buy it. If he had two pairs on the flop, he'd surely fold on that turn. So didn't think it could be a boated 677
Usj, bad day, played some NL as well, was teaching my brother, and after he went, I kept playing for some hours. Bleh, went bad there as well
Down 10bi today!!
I think when I start to do some good bluffs, some good calls. I suddenly start seeing places to do more of it, or call more, and it can quickly turn from being awesome to being spewy. Not 100%, maybe a little results oriented lol.
- Hmm what about only writing note if you know how to extract money from whatever leak?
Our dad was going on holliday for a week, and we thought I'd be an amazing idea to surprise him with a Birthday gift.
The idea was to scrub down all his doors, then paint them with 3 coats (not sure why 3, but that's what people seem to have their mind set on). So me, my brother and sister payed for paint and thingy to paint with.
We estimated I'd maybe take a few hours lol, I went there 4 times this week, and last time I was there for 8 hours straight. So in total maybe 60 hours combined lol. (Was 9 doors, and one super difficult one, with glass n crap in it).
I got this weird impulse, I'll try it once, so no need to panic or go crazy if it's not wanted or not looked kindly upon in here.
The idea is that I just do my normal day, but instead of just doing it. I write what I do, as I do it, and I add links to whatever I read, right after I've read it. Kind of like a journal I keep updating throughout the day.
Yeah, not sure what will happen, but I've just gotten up now, and atm (means at the moment, not ass to mouth) I'm scribbling on my whiteboard.
Starting the day off with 5 min of stretching, some water, some Multi-vitamins, a lot of B-x shit in it, some Oil (Udo's choice, I sometimes mumble to myself in a low voice, there's no choice quite like Udo's choice), some gingo-biloba pills, some celery, some C-vitamins, then some more water.
Then Breakfast, some "knekkebrød" with rye, the good shit with double layer of chicken on it, with cold water for drinks.
So after looking at my scribblings, I just sit down at my computer and I start searching for stuff.
Here's first I found:
It's a handsome guy who's all proper n shit who asked a pro Dr, health guy, and a dentist for the most common causes of preventable suffering and how to solve em. http://lifehacker.com/5927931/the-mos...-suffering-and-their-simple-solutions
I go make me some coffee, I don't like it too strong, I have a dash of “fløte” in it, just to feel special.
Read some stuff about sitting too much is very bad for you, I kinda skip over all the food bits and stuff like that since I'm so awesome in that area. I'm high master or close, high up there at least. But sitting is something I've done for o so much lol.
I sometimes get really excited early on, and then a few days after I'm like, waaat, I thought this was cool lol, I'm such a newb. So I'm gonna try it, now. I have to move my table first, find some cool music and try sum.
- Ok tried, used 12 minutes, since I had to stop the video and think here n there, but felt really cool lol
Notice I'm getting a little low on supplies, and I really want to go to the big supermarked, but that's a little bit far, well not far, I'm just lazy. But I've developed this interesting technique (not to be used with reckless abandon mind you very much). <--- I'm just making up cool slogans.
I noticed that when I nag at my brother to do me favors (stuff like, driving me to the super marked), the success rate isn't all that high.
And then afterward I ask someone else, for instance, my dad. Then the same thing might happen, although it's a little higher, I've got a lot of power and leeway here, but with great power also comes great responsibility. (I can just say I'm really sick, fake it, and It's 100%). But then I'll feel like an asshole, so I never, rarely, barely ever do that (ok has happened a few times, but then I feel really bad lol).
So I need to convince him in other ways.... But then again, the success rate drops by quite a bit =[
This isn't much of a problem anymore, due to my brilliant mind. I've only tested it for a month or two, and I don't think it's failed me yet. There's only one requirement for it to work. They both have to be home at the same time (my brother and my father), so what I do is, I tell my brother I really need to buy a lot of stuff, and I try lure him however I see fit. And I ask him if he could kindly ask my dad if he can do me the favor.
(And here's the trick), I've already got another copy paste ready, and I write something similar, but this time to my dad. So now I just have to time it, so I kinda have both's attention at the same time on Facebook, and voila. For some reason, when they both "do me the favor" of asking the other if he can drive me, they start some weird ego war, and tries to "win" or something like that (not 100% sure what happens, but it works).
Only bought amazing healthy stuff, feel free to pm me if you want more details lol. (I use a long time in there, I think, I lift things, shake them about a little, look at them in different angles, ask questions, read ingredients, kinda make it an event lol).
Ok, back to more fun, reading, note taking n shit xD
While eating I like to put on something light and something I don't have to pay too much attention too, so I put on some "approach women" thingy, from this channel. I ate complex pasta, chickecn, bacon, salad, and drank some water
I've always had huge problems watching that kind of stuff, I cringe, my body twists and turn, I make these weird facial expression, get so embarrassed and awkward when I watch people go up to random girls and start talking lol. So I'm trying to get that feeling away lol
A much better article here, Read it a few times, took some notes, u know, just bein a baller. It's about Beliefs that might be holding you back, going through some common ones and some words about shit that might help you get through em.
(Took some time, thought some, went around hanging up sticky notes all over, tried looking at myself in the mirror and talk, but got so shy, started laughing and ran off lol, "tomorrow damnit").
In between reading, writing, doing stuff, I troll on facebook, just skim through, slap some troll's here and there for good meassure. Nothing too serious, or over the top.
Had around 30 minutes where I've been chatting to my brother and sister, + 2 mates of mine. The topics were about training, what happens if the sun lashes some wind blabla (that's from a guy who's not that bright, but watches a lot of TV), and a little bit to the guy who's just like Loco, but he ignores me a lot, so wasn't much going on there.
Oh, I talked another 20 minutes, this time bout Philosophy. I'm very careful on who I talk Philosophy with, I don't want to listen to anyone, I just want to ramble about things I read and learned lol. Talked some about the first Philosophers, 620bc, what theories they came up with. Like one with a weird long name that starts with A, then some x and Anaximanderlalala or something, and his "student" allegedly, actually, I think it was his student that felt that "air" was crucial, since when air gets heavy it turn to fog, water n such, when it gets dry you get flames. And when people die they stop breathing, and the Gods were made out of air, stuff along those lines, fascinating stuff lol. Anyway, I digress...
Next I read this, I felt it was really scary at first, and that I was in a lot of trouble, since I've been sitting for most of my life. Article on how bad sitting was, and could be.
(Wrote notes about that as well, but this isn't about me posting my notes lol). http://lifehacker.com/5879536/how-sit...ur-body-and-how-you-can-counteract-it
Felt it could have been shorter, why not just "Stand up every hour, and train every day lol".
I do agree though, if you're fat, like 80kg and above, it's probably a lot more severe and important.
Small break where I listen to some music, jump around a little in the living room. I'm too shy to dance in public, but alone I do these weird tap with my feet kinda thingys, and I wiggle some, and I bounce, that makes me smile quite a bit. Also like freezing, holding a pose for x amount of seconds, then continue.
Decided to relax a little in my couch, listen to some History of Philosophy. Found this site, not sure if it's awesome yet, I've gotten to Heraclitus, epsiode 5, I think there's 90 + episodes
I've found 2-3 other pages who are better, more in depth, but I felt It'd be cool to just go through the history first, then delve deeper into the ones I found the most interesting. It's taken from this booklist.
Blackburn, S. – Think
Grayling, A. – Philosophy 1 and 2
Magee, B. - Confessions of a Philosopher
Russell, B. – The Problems of Philosophy
Scruton, R. - Modern Philosophy
Epistemology
Landesman, C. – An Introduction to Epistemology
Morton, A. – A Guide Through the Theory of Knowledge
Pritchard, D. - What is This Thing Called Knowledge?
Ethics
Aristotle – The Nicomachean Ethics
Blackburn, S. – Being Good: A Short Introduction to Ethics
Mill, J.S. – Utilitarianism
Singer, P. – Practical Ethics
Williams, B. – Morality: An Introduction to Ethics
Metaphysics
Descartes, R. – Meditations on First Philosophy
Garrett, B. – What is This Thing Called Metaphysics?
van Inwagen, P. and Zimmerman, D. - Metaphysics: The Big Questions
Philosophy of Mind
Chalmers, D.J. – Philosophy of Mind
Churchland, P.M. – Matter and Consciousness
Dennett, D. – Consciousness Explained
Crane, T. – The Mechanical Mind
Kim, J. – Philosophy of Mind
Philosophy of Religion
Nietzsche - The Antichrist
Plato – Euthyphro
Rosenzweig, F. - The Star of Redemption
Philosophy of Science
Bird, A. – The Philosophy of Science
Godfrey-Smith, P. - Theory and Reality
Ladyman, J. – Understanding Philosophy of Science
Losee, J. – A Historical Introduction to the Philosophy of Science
O’Hear, A. – Philosophy of Science
Political Philosophy
Hobbes, T. – Leviathan
Gaus, G. - Political Concepts and Political Theories
Machiavelli – The Prince
Mill, J.S. - On Liberty
Plato – The Republic
Rawls, J. - Justice as Fairness
Got some more food, some Turkey on rye bread, two slices, with some green shit on top.
Relaxed with watching some Tedtalks, then some Kripparian clips. (Not really played Diablo3 since May, but I kinda kept watching Kripparian, i think he's the most famous D3 guy). He's just so friendly and relaxing.
Have had Breaking Bad ep2 on for DL, gonna indulge in a little lol and crap for a bit.
(Oj, that episode had me enthralled, it ended in a blink of an eye, that was a pleasant surprise).
Let's see, what's next on my endless imaginary to do list!! (Not totally imaginary, I do write stuff at the start of each day, things I feel like "exploring", learning or what not, but I guess I maybe already said that up there lol).
Sleep, yes, lol, I've struggled with proper sleep, and a schedule for most of my life. But from time to time, I like to re-read, and try a few new things, and see if I can make something out of it, yeap.
Oj, this one took me quite a long time, since there were so many links to added stuff, like when talking about foods that help induce sleep, I had to google it, go through those and add those in. There were some more links, I like to click them and at least look at them, and if my spider senses tell me I have to read them, I swear, shake my head a little annoyed, and I have at it, like a bwauss.
Next one is more about relaxing, I see the first few things are about Yoga and Meditation. I've ventured into those areas in the past, but I forget doing it, get bored, or just stop thinking about it. But I did take classes for Kundalin Yoga, and I am pretty good at breathing meditatively. So doesn't hurt to take a look at some more.
That one kinda just leads to a lot of other ones. Ai ai ai, I need a quick break before I dive into it.
Meditation for idiots, or something along those lines....
On second thought, clock is now 05:00 in the morning, I've been up since 17:00, I feel I got some energy, not sure from where, so even though it's raining, I'm a jump on my bike, head to the gym, it opens at 05:00. Fuck, hurry, hurry before I change my mind lol. (Can already feel my mind is plotting some amazing excuses for me not to go).
Oh, I'll pm my sister on Facebook and check if she wants to come too lol, oh, and brush my teeth in case there'z sum cute girlz there. Oh, and get my water bottle n my card, ok, all set, yay.
Oj, almost forgot to blow out the candles, I light that shit when I'm relaxing or reading, not sure but I feel it helps in a way.
Rode my bike cycle to the gym, 10 min, warmup, 5 minutes, jogged for 20 minutes, light jogging, but got quite a sweat, for being me, I usually don't sweat much. 15 minutes with stretches and maybe 150 crunches in between the stretching. A total of 40 minutes at the gym, + 10min each way. I drank 0,7 liter there. Perfect xD
When home, I did that fun thingy you can do after you have worked out, like really hot shower, then cold, then lol about with it, just for fun, it's amazing. (Can't really do that when you wake up n stuff, or if you're just bored, or haven't been moving a lot, it just hurts lol, but it's just fun when ur all fired up).
For food I made spaghetti and I fried some tuna, nomnomnom, and then I added sum butter and salt, slapped some green shit on that bad boy and I was done... Yeaah
Important to note, while in between all this, I usually always troll (might have mentioned it briefly up there, but I suddenly felt an urge to elaborate), but I don't think about that consciously. Unless it's an elaborate (crap, now I used elaborate twice in the same sentence, shit, 3 times, I suck lol) one, and then it's never like I'm stuck, or not sure what to write or say, it's that I'm getting tingles, trying to decide what works best, and I edit, change things up, re-read it. But for most trolls, a sentence or under, it's automatic, yay.
Also when/if people message me when I'm doing something else, it's automatic trolling, 30% of the time I don't even notice I've trolled, and it's quite often people can comment or talk about some troll I've done and I'm not even realizing they're talking about that particular troll, or referring to me.
I think I've trolled since I was a little child, and it kinda always stuck with me. The self humoring thing, not sure where it came from. But for some reason I've always loved entertaining myself, I notice it often gets even more fun if I let 1 or 2 people in on it. Now a days I vary a lot, I can make it 100% obvious to everyone reading, or mix it up with having no one realize I'm trolling. (Not really sure if it's a troll then? I also never put the name Troll on it, I've always done it, and lately casuals, mainstream people, and people growing up have started doing it, but they do it just to “troll” it feels like. For me It's more like lifestyle.
The Trolls can be anything from bothering "friends" on facebook, to community groups on facebook, to more elaborate pranks on people on youtube or in games (when I'm gaming). Or when I'm social, they tend to get bigger and bigger (that's when it gets scary), I get so many ideas and impulses, so I'm often worried I might go over someone's invisible top. (I like to think that I try to get as close to someone's limit as you possible can, but not over it, and the few times It's appropriate to go over it, quickly jump underneath and calm it before whoever is getting troll realized I went over, I don't want people really upset. Anoyed, pissed, moody, entertained, confused, anything around there is pretty awesome.
I'm scrolling through my facebook, today I've not been that active, but I've written 34 troll comments.
It used to be a little more elaborate, since there's this awesome page called "Kjøp & Salg Mo i Rana". And virtually every house hold in our city is part of that group. We've just got 25.000 people in "my" city. And that page is just used for putting up shit, pictures of stuff you want to sell, then people write in the comments what they bid, talk, discuss, haggle.
A few days ago something awful happened though.
I've always been so careful and meticulous, but I got really unlucky, so I got banned.
Wasn't even that big of a troll either, maybe like a 5,0 on a scale of 10,0 on a casual-troll-o-meter. This elderly lady was trying to get hold of this small, antique sofa thingy (ugly as shit), and there were quite few comments in it. It seemed as if she was complaining, almost giving up, since no one seem to have one of those.
So I thought It'd be funny to go "Ohhh, shit, so unlucky, my dad had one JUST like the one in your picture, but our cat took a big dump in it, everything got smeared in poo. I think he threw it in the back of the garage after that".
And I thought that was it, and I was happily on my way further down the picturez. Looking for more good spots.
But then she sent me a PM, acting all crazy like "omg omg (ok she didn't really use omg), but she seemed pretty excited, saying that didn't matter, she could re-dress it or something stupid, pleading if she could buy it.
I got a little "ai ai ai", so to stall for time, I said "Aye, I can't promise anything, but I'll call my dad, he's at work now, but I'll let you know later in the day!".
But then it turned out she kinda knew who my dad was, and she called him instead....
Crap =[
(I think that's why I'm banned, I'm not 100% sure, but she went in a hissy fit n took away one of my favorite pass-time activity).
Some people just want to see the world burn.
Another good one is when someone takes a bad picture of something, let's say a couch, to make it simple. I like to go "hmm, it lookz pretty good, I'm a little interested, hmm... Could you possible maybe take another picture from the other side? (It's a little fuzzy)"
And if it's a woman, or a girl, they always comply LOL, and they upload more pictures, yay.
Then the game IS ON!! (Pretty obvious what's going on now), the goal of the game is to see how many times you can get the girl to upload another picture.
My record is around 7 or 8 times.
I also once got the girl to lay in the couch, but when I found out her boyfriend took the picture, I acted all moody in the comment and snuffed, said I wasn't interested (tried to make it obvious I was moody she had a bf).
Hmm... there is one problem with having this "affliction" (I think I can call it that, since I can't really control it lol, at least not at times, or I can moderate it at least xD). If I use my willpower to avoid 5-10 good spots, it just keeps getting increasingly harder, and eventually I'll pop. (Kinda like when I did that Byrnesam no fap challenge, suddenly I was watching with 30 tabs up, the most bizarre fetishes I've never been to, with a fap marathon, fapping for 3 hours straight, then at it again 1 hour later, by the evening I was genuinely concerned I might have broken it).
Where was I... Yeah, there... Ok.
I used to have over 300 friends on Facebook, now I'm down at 103. The first people to go were the ones who got easily offended, then quite a few fat people. Then a few old people. I had added some people I knew were religious, they all gone too lol. (Yay, thanks Hitchens).
But I think that's a good thing, in a way.
I do regret trolling too hard on a lot of the girls who were good looking, but you can't go around treating people differently lol, and besides, those are the one's who's most fun to troll xD
Am a little nervous I might lose one of the hottest I've got left on facebook, I did a troll on her last night, she uploaded a picture from her phone, and it was so dark you couldn't see her face, was too dark and blurry.
Not 100% sure what I wrote, but something along the lines of "ahh, that's maybe the best picture I've seen of you so far". (Stupidly mild one though, like I'm a little scared any shy to troll that one lol. I'm such a whimp at times lol).
Another deep form of trolling, I'm not sure if anyone but me will find this one funny. But you know those people who update their facebook 30 times a day, when they're moody, when they're tired, when they had a good cup of coffe, when they had a friend over, that they made some bread, the list goes on.
I LOVE answering those, as politely, and honestly as I can. Inquire further, or a smile, the most mundane, boring shit I can think of I try my hardest to write. Not 100% sure why, but it fills me with joy.
So, let's take "xxxxx" a xx girl, she does that shit nonstop. So when she writes like ""#¤"#¤ so mad, fuck men"
I instantly go "ahh, what's up? I hope no one is miss-treated you or anything".
Then she's free to write why she's angry... Not even exaggerating when I say, that sometimes those super tiny, mundane, invisible to 90% trolls has me in fits, sometimes I can even have tears coming down my chin. Can't quite the sensation.
"Ahh there, now all the snow's been plowed, phew, that was a lot of work, now I deserve some hot coco"
"Oj, you plowed the whole thing yourself, and you're a girl. I must say, I'm pretty impressed".
That last sentence there, is also a 100% troll lol. (Me trying to be as boring as I can possible muster).
A few things annoy me though, one of them is my sister, somehow she's become immune to my trolls. But that doesn't stop me from trying. I've probably tried 5-7times today, she hasn't bitten once.
Let me go have a look...
Ok, here's one.
She wrote her husband was making her kebab.
I reply with "Hmm, *Name of husband here* once told me I was a kebab. What you think he ment by that?".
And then just nothing!!
Grrrr
Ok, so this is just small trivial stuff. I'll show you guys a bigger one. It happened yesterday, so it's kinda doesn't fit 100% of "stuff I've done in a day". BUT I wrote one of the long replies in the troll today, so it kinda counts anyway.
Scenario:
A mate of mine who's pretty intelligent, (in a way he never miss- spells, he never trolls, he rarely if ever swears, always factual, very pessimistic, former nihilist, he's close to an exact replica of Loco, he only difference is that he keeps me around on skype lol, and that he sometimes talks back to me).
I've sat trying to get his attention for most of the day, but he ignores me a lot. So after trying various techniques I finally manage to annoy him enough to get an answer.
I keep pestering, trying to find out what he's doing, but he refuses. And I felt right away it was something he didn't want me to know, embarrassed, something along those lines. I think his correct words were "You're not mentally mature enough to appreciate blablabla".
This makes me open my mouth in amazement, I'm so intrigued right now, so interested I'm almost shaking lol.
I do my best at convincing him to tell me, I just lay at him. When this happen I start to write fast, really fast, I think I break over 1000 touch per minute or somewhere around there. I enter a flow state or something similar.
So after spamming he agrees to let me in on it, after I've "kinda in a non formal way agreed I'd not make fun of him, no jokes, no troll, no laughing etc". It's kinda in the air. (He's still probably moody about the time I got him to tell me how he masturbated, and he did this trick with his finger to stimulate his anus. It so caught me off guard, he was so 100% not the person to talk, admit, or even do that kinda stuff. Makes me smile each time I see his name, talk to him, or each time he says something profound or smart lol.
Anyway, he tells me there's this sub forum on Reddit for something called ASMR. (Let me just quote what that means, since I didn't fully get it myself).
"Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response (ASMR) is a physical sensation characterized by a pleasurable tingling that typically begins in the head and scalp, and often moves down the spine and through the limbs."
And he had been enthralled, watching this girl preform simple tasks, or whispering, or clicking on wooden boxes, shit like that for over 3 hours straight.
He sent me this link, Where she's "preforming" asmr (I'm thick lol, I didn't realize she knew what she was doing, I thought she wasn't in on it, and just had vods up, and just got happy people was watching her shit lol).
Just click the link, watch it for 25 sec, then pause, then continue reading, watch more of it later if you want, not right now lol
Not 100% why, but the whole thing made me happy, I couldn't watch more than 1-2 minutes of it, even though she was hot lol. But I knew I had to pm her, and I got a pm back pretty quickly.
After a few pm's I got down to businiss.
And instead of talking about it as I have previously, I'll just go and copy paste. But before I can do that I need to explain a few things. (There's literally hundreds of things, but I'll go through some of the big ones).
I changed Celz's name to KimPim. Why Kim, is kinda "deep", but Kim thinks Celz is moody, and Celz don't like that, I always make nicknames for people, Kim is KimPim. A close irl friend of mine, he's 2 meters tall, maybe the kindest guy on the planet, or at least high up there. He's always kind, his best attributes is being tall and listening. Yes, he actually listens deeply, it's weird. He never gets into trouble. And when he walks around his coordination is a bit off lol. And he's one of my favorite people to have around lol.
(Very often when I need a name, I use his, there's also some history between him and Celz, that makes it even more fun that it says KimPim instead of his name, but no time to go into that now lol).
So whenever you see "KimPim" talk, it's actually Celz, and I've "edited" it slightly, given him some poor structured sentences + I give him some spelling errors rofl. And often when he's avoiding something, or being boring, I just "write what I feel he's actually saying" lol, so I'm making him look 70% more stupid, and by doing that I come out a lot better lol . But we're still kinda saying close to, hmm, let's see... 80% of what's being said in the convo, I've just edited and changed up a few things I felt were more accurate here and there.
The conversation starts from when he had just linked me the Youtube of the Asmr girl.
(This is my 3rd PM to her on Youtube)
Hey Fishka, or uhm, Fishcake (rolls better of the tongue). So from now on, that's what I'll call you.
I have something you might find interesting, and how I ended up "here":
A friend of mine who's far more intelligent than you and me combined often engage in these talks on skype. Then I made a weird discovery about him that I didn't know. He was into something called AIHO (Attention induced head orgasm), AIE (Attention induced euphoria), or simply "head orgasms"/"head tingles".
Obviously I thought he was fucking with me, and I inquired further, to find out what it was about. And he showed me to a whole reddit sub-group dedicated to it.
Here are the triggers (they'll be sure to make you lol if you didn't already know):
- Slow speech patterns, accents, soft-speaking voices and whispers.
- Lip sounds/smacking/eating
- Clicking sounds, brushing sounds, white noise, etc.
- Painting/drawing
- Instructional videos
- Watching other people performing simple tasks
Hmm, after having read this, I kinda feel... Wait a minute... SHE ALREADY KNOWS ABOUT THIS LOL...
Freak!!
But I already felt that, so it doesn't matter, no reason to erase such a warm and witty pm.
So instead I'll add a short transcript from the Skype conversation of when I found out lol:
[7/19/2012 8:19:02 PM] mariusaglen: Ohh, I still don't get it.
[7/19/2012 8:19:31 PM] mariusaglen: I clicked the link, it looks legit lol
[7/19/2012 8:19:33 PM] mariusaglen: Still feel it's really
[7/19/2012 8:20:19 PM] mariusaglen: creepy
[7/19/2012 8:21:27 PM] mariusaglen: Weirdo
[7/19/2012 8:21:30 PM] mariusaglen: LoL, it's like someone is trying to be as boring as humanly possible lol
[7/19/2012 8:21:32 PM] mariusaglen: Can't stop laughing, SPEAK, DON'T GO INTO HIDING. I'm not judging, just smiling n stuff
[7/19/2012 8:21:35 PM] mariusaglen: LOL
[7/19/2012 8:22:29 PM] KimPim: What, I don't want to respond to anything primitive. It's nothing wrong with trying to get the most out of an orgasm, it takes it to a whole other level by doing it this way.
[7/19/2012 8:24:07 PM] mariusaglen: I'm so confused, so you're fapping while you're doing the head orgasm thingy??
[7/19/2012 8:24:09 PM] mariusaglen: From that girl not doing much vod?
[7/19/2012 8:24:46 PM] KimPim: lol, you make me sound like an idiot
[7/19/2012 8:25:11 PM] KimPim: I could easily sit and watch her on repeat for hours
[7/19/2012 8:25:23 PM] mariusaglen: Meh, I tried, I had to fast forward
[7/19/2012 8:25:25 PM] mariusaglen: Started tapping my fingers a few seconds into it lol
[7/19/2012 8:25:29 PM] mariusaglen: Then I felt a sudden urge to write something
[7/19/2012 8:25:33 PM] mariusaglen: Wish I were as relaxed
[7/19/2012 8:25:35 PM] mariusaglen: and boring as you
[7/19/2012 8:25:39 PM] mariusaglen: and didn't need stimuli aaaallll the time
[7/19/2012 8:25:40 PM] mariusaglen: Awwhhhh
[7/19/2012 8:25:42 PM] mariusaglen: You're so lucky <3
[7/19/2012 8:25:45 PM] KimPim: But that's the point, I'm getting stimuli constantly, and a steady flow of dopamin. I'm erect the whole time as well.
[7/19/2012 8:25:48 PM] KimPim: Hah, you wouldn't belive that now would you.
[7/19/2012 8:25:58 PM] KimPim: You see, how much greener everything gets on the other side?
[7/19/2012 8:26:00 PM] KimPim: Without it being so
[7/19/2012 8:26:02 PM] KimPim: BIAS
[7/19/2012 8:26:41 PM] mariusaglen: Pffth, that's just an illusion
[7/19/2012 8:26:42 PM] mariusaglen: And why are we talking in English all the time?
[7/19/2012 8:26:47 PM] KimPim: Because you're too much of a retard whenever we change langauge. I prefer this one when speaking to you.
[7/19/2012 8:26:52 PM] mariusaglen: Oh ok
[7/19/2012 8:26:56 PM] mariusaglen: But couldn't you instead show some intereste in the book I've been trying to shove down your throat
[7/19/2012 8:26:59 PM] mariusaglen: Plzz
[7/19/2012 8:27:01 PM] mariusaglen: Easily best book I've ever read. Even though it took me a month, had to look up a new word on almost every page lol
[7/19/2012 8:27:02 PM] mariusaglen: xD
[7/19/2012 8:27:04 PM] KimPim: lol
[7/19/2012 8:27:07 PM] KimPim: No, I don't want to, I'm moody and I feel a little insulted. Like you're making a mockery out of my masturbation habits.
[7/19/2012 8:27:09 PM] KimPim: I'm just tired and want to feel good atm.
[7/19/2012 8:27:22 PM] KimPim: And no, atm is at the moment, not ass to mouth
[7/19/2012 8:28:14 PM] KimPim: Hmm, curious if a girl like that could trick me
[7/19/2012 8:28:19 PM] KimPim: So hard to see how people would be irl
[7/19/2012 8:28:25 PM] KimPim: Insanely easy to read people over the internet when they write, after a few minuts I can tell with 85% certainty
[7/19/2012 8:28:38 PM] KimPim: Can dissect the most out of their personality
[7/19/2012 8:28:42 PM] KimPim: If I see anyone irl, it's
[7/19/2012 8:28:43 PM] KimPim: 5%
[7/19/2012 8:28:45 PM] KimPim: 10%
[7/19/2012 8:28:57 PM] KimPim: Hmm, I should really get out more
[7/19/2012 8:29:16 PM] KimPim: And I should get a Facebook, I have a sneaky suspicion people are more into people who's got higher iQ than 99% of the people on the planet.
[7/19/2012 8:31:52 PM] mariusaglen: oj, let me read
[7/19/2012 8:32:02 PM] mariusaglen: I'm more street smart, and besides, you're not THAT clever. I once tried that thingy you kept suggesting about putting a finger where the sun don't shine. Never been more embaressed in my life
[7/19/2012 8:32:07 PM] mariusaglen: Didn't go outside for a week, and it still makes me insecure when walking about lol
[7/19/2012 8:32:11 PM] KimPim: Haha, I don't really dislike or think longple is a retard
Sendt til: Fishka19
After sending that I got a reply, where she was smiling, going on about "awhh you just wanted me to add you on Facebook".
I got a little flustered, didn't quite get it until a few seconds had passed lol. But that blindsided me, although it shouldn't have lol.
After that I got another PM, she was smiling again, saying she liked all the pictures!
After a few seconds I realized she had been on my facebook, looking through my pictures lol. So I sent back another PM
Hey wait a minute... What pictures!!
Now I'm almost a little flustered lol.
*Shakes head* (That's what I do when I shake things off)
Anyway, I have this AWESOME proposal for a video you should/could do. But you got to imagine it with me, shake your head a little, dim the lights maybe, or light a candle or two for max concentration.
Ok, what ya think of this....
It starts like most of your normal crap, you have everything in a low voice, you can do that clickety click clack thingy you do first, then show whatever you were clacking.
(So far, everything is exactly the same as your normal routine, bear with me, it'll get amazing in a minute. I'm just letting you know in these parentheses, since I've read somewhere that blondes have tendency for really short attention spans).
Anyway, where was I.
Yeah, you were doing your thing. Then you do another one (whatever you feel like, squirt tooth paste out of a tube or some shit like that).
Ok, and here comes the good part, this is were you become awesome. You move your head to the side a bit (so you can catch your audience by surprise), and quickly (but still with a little grace) you bring forth a trumpet!!!!
(Omg!!) and the best part is, you've already secretly inhaled a lot of air, and as quickly as you can, you put ur lips on that bad boy and blow to your hearts content. (Try and get your cheeks all blown up and puffy, it'll be cute, trust me, they'll love it lol).
Ok, that's all I got, what ya think??
Ps, if maybe you could fix it somehow that the Volume of the Trumpet is at least x4 as loud as the first stuff, that would be close to perfect I think. Just guessing though, so don't go hating on me if it gets too loud.
(oh, almost forgot, I quickly sent her another pm, with just a picture of a trumpet)
HEhe, here's her reply
To be honest- i used to have a fear from this kind of trolling when i just started watching asmr videos- to fully let go and relax because i kept imagining that suddenly there will be a scream or a.. Trumpet, in your case.. I don't know why i even answer- you are rude and you said my videos are crap, on my birthday.
Sendt til: ImDrizzt
The most important thingy in this pm is the end, look, it's amazing, she told me she had her birthday, yay.
But now I feel I've been a little "mean" but not too mean, but I should maybe throw her a compliment or two, that feels about right =]
Hmm, you might have a valid point there, Fishcake.....
What about bringing the Trumpet to your mouth (all sexy like), pretending you're about to blow it, but instead you vuscjhh (yes, that's a word) out the air all asmr'like right next to it (maybe show the guys a big smile, kinda letting them know, "I wouldn't do that to you guyz"). Hearts would melt, I'm sure!
Pffth!!! Me rude?? Young lady.....I'll let you know, I've been quite informative, helpful and honest. Even came with some well thought out, helpful ideas for your channel. It's not what the other person says that offends a person, it's how he or she chooses to respond to what's said. (Hehe, I just made that up).
Ps, pretty impressed by your English, usually people from Finland ain't all that great at it (but who am I to judge, I prefer perceiving), at least when it's written. (This here is a compliment).
Pps, I do think you're the heroine the Reddit community deserves,
but not the one it needs right now.
So you'll get trolled....
... because you can take it.
Because you're not our hero.
You're a Silent Guardian (silent talker)...
...a Watchful Protector (you check your comments an awful lot).
A Dark Knight....!
(Well this last one didn't really fit, you bein all white n stuff).
Ppps, (not sure if you're allowed to use 3 p's, but I'm feeling a little crazy today).
Whatever age you are, divide it by 2, and you have the age you'd have if you were to live on Mars.
Oh, and if you're still craving for more, you can multiply your "real" age by 7, and we'll know how old you are in dog years =] <--- friendly smiley
Have a good one, best regards,
Marius Parius
Sendt til: Fishka19
No idea if the last pm was funny, but I was in fits again, I think it might have something to do with my playlist. The dark knight end theme song was on, and I kinda just winged it at the end there lol.
Thank you Perkele. But why finn? I am israeli anywho, i was never ofended. And u said you have nice photos on FB good night KARIUS BAKTUS
Sendt til: ImDrizzt
I've not replied after this, look, all the smileys, she's so happy now. I feel I gave her a lot of value, and I like to just leave when I'm at the top xD
Ok, hopefully that didn't get too longwinded, I tried shortening it down, but that's a little more elaborate troll, what I mean by that, is that it takes more time, like an hour all in all, with thinking and writing (but it's not work, I'm having a blast, entertaining myself xD).
It's just "harmless" fun online, irl it can get worse, but it's very safe and stabil atm, since I spend most of my time alone, and have for quite some time. But it can quickly turn "ugly" when I'm sociable lol.
For some reason, when someone calls me, if I'm not focusing, whatever the person is saying, I reply with the oposite. Someone ask me something, I answer something else, I know the answer, I say I don't, I don't know the answer, I pretend I do and make up something.
Can do a quick example. (When I write things in parenthese, I'm just explaining, not things being said in the conversation)
My dad calls me
Dad: Hey, what you doing?
Me: Smoking pot (I've never smoked pot, maybe 6-7 times 10 years ago lol)
Dad: What.. I thought you said you cut that shit out (He thinks I've been on and off for years lol)
Me: Yeah, I know, but I kinda started a little lately. Michael was by, and he had some, and I hadn't seen him in awhile. (Michael is my brother)
Dad: WHAT, HE SMOKES AS WELL
Dad: "Long drawn out sigh" (Like you can tell he's getting flusterd)
Dad: Well, it's your life, I can't tell you what to do and not do
Me: Hehe, you did get really mad when I pretend I was gay
Dad: "#¤&¤ Can you be serious for one second, stop with that nonsense (Here I let him "take me" in a joke, or being silly, this balancing of my range helps my actual bluffs work close to 100% of the time)
Dad: Just wanted to check up on you, your phone's been off for a week
Me: Yeah, I don't really like phones
Dad: Stop being silly, you used to be on Facebook all the time, but not lately
Me: I kinda prefer how it was in the old days
Dad: What do you mean?
Me: They used Pigeons, the wrote letters and had them deliver it
Dad: Stop being silly
Me: No, it's true!!
Me: Would be cool if we used drums
Dad: .......
Me: Or smoke signals maybe
Dad: I'm hanging up
Me: Noo wait nooooo
Dad: Good bye
Me: Noooooo "clark, he hangs up" ooooohhehehhehehEHEHEHEHEHE *evil laugh*
"Then a shrug" and a "throw phone in sofa"
Fuck, this kinda dragged on. I've got a few more articles to read through, and I kinda got lost in this lol.
I wonder if I'll just leave all of this in the blog article, without proof-reading or checking anything. Just have it as it got streamlined when I wrote it. Yeah, I think I'll do that =]